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Greg Heffley is a normal 6th. grade student that has all normal problems, like friends, bad presents,pets, and all that other stuff.  Greg plays only one sport,soccer, the only reason he even does play soccer, is because his dad sees his boss's kids on his carpool home. They're always outside playing sports or exercising, while Greg is inside playing video games or sleeping.  Anyways he plays soccer and he NEVER gets put in the game. So his job is a shag. All that a shag does is get the balls that roll off the field and go in the bushes or anywhere else.  Then Greg doesn't want to do that anymore so he asks his coach if he can be the backup goalie.  And the says yes so now he just has to sit on the bench becausde the regular goalie is the star of the team so Greg isn't worried.   But one day at a game the goalie gets hurt diving after a ball, so Greg has to go into the game.  I'm not going to tell you anymore so I don't ruin the story if I haven't yet.  But basically what i'm saying, is Greg isn't very healthy.